March 2012
9 posts
February 2012
13 posts
I have autoimmune diseases up the butt- figuratively and also I am exaggerating. When I was 18 I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. It was mostly annoying and a little bit funny because it is an old person’s disease and lol I know when it is going to rain because my knees get achy. A few years later, while seeing a gynecologist (unrelated, but semi-traumatizing considering the literal...
Lunch
Allison: I think I want something healthy, like salad?
Me & Tom: (blank, gaping stares)
Allison: But, you know, with bacon...
THOUGHTS BECOME THINGS.
Liz: Whenever I hear "hoo-ha" I think of (pause) vaginas.
Me: Oh my god, I was just thinking the same thing!
Liz: I'm glad we're friends.